MBA: Overwhelming Joy

Sometimes I think how many IT Engineer or Master of Business Administration(MBA) professionals are required in our country. Every second person is pursuing MBA, no matter how the colleges/Universities are. Parents think that their children's future will be secure if their kid gets a job in MNC and this security concern is leading our generation in wrong direction. Like other trades are not in good shape because of this narrow thought. Every graduate thinks that he can crack CAT exam but only few of them are lucky but what about rest people who want to fulfill their wish. Ummmm A Non reputed college.

Almost every friend of mine is doing MBA and they are clueless, joined MBA in some non reputed college and irony is that they suggest me to join MBA but never told me why should I join this course. On the other hand some MBA(?) students are doing door to door marketing or a worst case I saw when a MBA degree holder was working for a whole seller(unknown and very small scale company) and sells the products to retailers. Come on such work can be done by any illiterate person.

That day is not far when a MBA will be selling goods on street, or starting his own company on footpath and when sunlight will strike on their face they will know this fact that their future is bright.

Fashion TV Banned

The information and Broadcasting Ministry has decided to ban the Fashion TV for two months, countdown will start from tomorrow. Who will decide what shall we watch on TV, isn't govt making this country like China is. People can decide what should they watch or avoid.

I am not a fan of this channel but last year Prasar Bharti was very eager to sell their channels with FTV on DTH and now same bunch of people are banning FTV. Alongwith FTV many other channels are in Ministry's hit list but their penalty isn't decided yet let see what's happened? I feel Govt should ban Star Plus for Saas Bahu serials :D

Dollar Boo

Dollar is sinking day by day and i m feeling like my salary has been deducted or my demotion but its because of stupid US currency is going down day by day. Since childhood I heard that Rupees is weaker and weaker but when I started earning in dollars i am feeling that Rupees is stable but dollar is losing its strength. And my UTI bank shows full greediness when they exchange my money.

Money is something which never fascinated me, only two things that makes me crazy and those are Power and beautiful gals :P. One day I want to become a MP or MLA or a powerful businessman.

Do you believe in astrology

Astrology, yes many people think that they can change their destiny by practicing some remedy prescribed by an astrologer. Sometimes it works, don't know how, may be after sometime your problem starts getting solve by the time or due to Astrology.

Palm reading, Tarot cards or Numbers game, I think these are good for money making and Palm reading is the best way to flirt with gals in college time :). Few friends of mine were expert in this profession.

My personal experience is not good, I never found anything interesting whenever I asked any help from astrologer or any Pundit Or Guruji, their solutions were as complex as their research/study. Sometime I tried their solutions, sometimes I missed but cant say how much these things changed my life.

Scapegoat: Greg Chappell

Why India is out from Cricket World Cup so early??? ummmmm, BCCI is searching a scapegoat rather than try to find out the answer of this question.

Few easy steps will take place in coming days to keep people silent so that Indian public will forget this loss. One of them is Greg Chappell, his contract is almost finished according to BCCI and they are in no hurry to extend his contract. For me if your world class players cant score 200+ runs on the board in 50 overs than there is something wrong with the batsmen, if our bowlers can bowled out teams like Bangladesh then anybody can judge the standard of our bowling attack.

Rahul Dravid -> He is backing up some pathetic players like Virender Sehewag, Ajit Agarkar and Harbhajan Singh and neglecting players like Dinesh Karthik, Anil Kumble and Sreesanth, so what is the resultant come out: India is out from first round.

Sourav Ganguly -> Since his comeback he knew one thing that how can you score some runs with low strike rate. Everybody(means Bangali) says that if Sachin can stay in team than why not Sorav sustain in final eleven. He was a very good captain, I agreed but how can anybody play because his captaincy was good. Kick him off and let the Sachin open.

Harbhajan Singh -> A useless bowler who don't know how to take wickets, everybody can take wickets, even part time bowlers like Sachin or Sehewag but naa he will never learn .

Virender Sehewag -> And selectors who are barking that they will do this and that don't trust Young blood and also keep out Laxman and kaif after this irony is that Sehewag can get his form anytime. Sehewag should go back to Najafgarh and start selling milk which other jaat do.

Ajit Agarkar -> First of all get rid off the all rounder tag, then don't give him any chance even in ranji trophy. He is in team because he belongs from Mumbai otherwise he could have dump 5 years ago.

Shakira shakes Mumbai

Shakira was in Mumbai and all TV News channels were ready to cover as many as information about her. I think she had enough entertain the Mumbai public, staying in this tiny city Roorkee is quite boring sometimes. Perhaps Mumbai had a good culture and thats why every big pop star comes from west like to organize his show in Mumbai.

But seriously I was unable to understand why people are so crazy for west, its not like I hate her, 5000 people were come in her show but don't know how many interpret her songs. I can bet you 50% from the crowd would have come due to free passes as we Indians don't want to purchase tickets from own money.

Here is a clip i found on youtube.

Laughter Challenge: Boring

One year back when I saw the Laughter Challenge that seemed to me quite interesting but now every channel is ready to suck by flooding of such shows. Earlier When Laughter Challenge was come on Star One, everything was very good on that show, whether that was the Host or the contestant, now the contestant became the host in other shows which is very Pathetic. Even News Channels are broadcasting these kind of shows, sometimes u cant differentiate between News Channels and Entertainment channels.

Comedy Champion on Sahara One hosted by Khayali, Aisi ki Taisi on Aaj Tak hosted by Raju Srivatava, Comedy Ka Badsshah:Hassega India (?) on Sony Entertainment Television hosted by Rakhi sawant and Raju Srivastava and many more but none of them brigns smile on your face, yes u can cry because of their cheap activity and third class jokes.

Rawan wins

My mood is off today, Lankans beat Indians and kept them out from Cricket World Cup 2007, like Pakistan India is also out from the tournament, now Pakistani team can play in prison and Indian players shall start acting in Bollywood movies. Unlike Ramayan, Rawan won today and Ram was helpless because some idiots were representing India.

IDI0T Cricketers broke so many hearts again, me and my friends are very upset and now I am feeling ashamed that I am an Indian, must have born in Australia, at least Aussie have some self esteem but Indian team don't understand what the self esteem is. They know how to act in an ad or just refuse what the spectators/fans think.

Looteyla Haan Looteyla

Old but interesting video and choreography is damn funny

Open your mouth .....

Some people never brush teeth properly and that causes cavity with some bonus like pain or foul breathing smells. Although I brush my teeth at least once in a day but instead of that dentist was lucky.

Appointment with Dentist is always painful experience, Dentist says "open your mouth wide, wide and little bit more please, okay now i can sit in your mouth". The way he was working on my teeth I was recalling some old hollywood movies in which a psycho doctor had murdered his patient without showing any mercy.

Again three days later more shifts will take place. God Bless me!!

Sad: Bob Woolmer Dead

Pakistani Coach Mr. Bob Woolmer found unconscious in his room and later doctors declared him dead. sad news, many TV channels say that he died because of tension, suicide etc etc. But I think Pakistani team poisoned him, Cant trust Pakistanis.

Well he gets his reward in form of death, what else Pakistan can deliver.

Stop praying for Indian team

My room became torture cell, because the way India lost was terrible and I still can't believe that we lost the match. Wasted 7 hrs in front of TV screen and what we get, a third class game by world cup contenders, both India and Pakistan shown bad performance.

Indian team broke so many hearts and they have no shame for that, people had been started praying many months ago and what they got in reward, an unforgettable lost. Whats the use of such wishes which never give you any hope. I don't think India will clear even first round. I will watch their remaining games and hope for the best.

The only man who will be happy with this loss is Sourav Ganguly (Aur banao Dravid ko Captain). But i am feeling bad for M.S. Dhoni, Fans damaged Dhoni's house in Ranchi, he is a real hero and he will prove himself in coming match.

Roorkee: Pictur hall

Yukk!! Very bad picture hall indeed, I spent two hours in that dirty place, seats was like state transport of Uttar Pradesh, very horrible experience, only four peoples was in the theater, me, my friend and a couple, what couple was doing there, u can imagine :)

"Nehle pe dehla" was the movie name which was another shock for me, very bad drama. I wasted my Rs. 27.50 for a pathetic movie and foul smell was like I was in morgue. Perhaps I will never visit there again. But its irony that Roorkee doesn't has any good Cinema hall.

Six sixes by Herschelle Gibbs

Consecutive 6 sixes in a row, amazing power display by Herschelle Gibbs, against weak opponent but it was a very tough task at any level of game of Cricket.

Government hospital in Roorkee

I visited Government Hospital today, Unlike other Government Hospitals it was neat and clean, I paid 5 rupees and my name had been registered in their database. I was looking for my nose check up, my nose was choked like municipality drain for 6 days.

After half an hour the doctor called me, his room condition was very bad, he wasn't fully equipped and my friend was telling me that many medical equipment have been purchased by doctor himself otherwise there was no facility gave by governing body. Helpless doctor was writing patient's name on the back of register due the lack of stationary, I don't know what will happen after that :(

He prescribed me some tablets, nothing was serious. My friend scared me, he was saying that it might be possible that your nose could go for surgery or symptoms of cancer and many more views were coming, so I opt cheaper option and thats why I visit government hospital, that doctor was also laughing when i asked him was that any cancer symptom.

Expert comments by Mandira Bedi

I hate this lady on screen, her comments during Cricket match were terrible. Sony is attempting to force more and more glamor in Cricket but I feel it looks vulgar. Only one advantage is that she can sell her dresses by auction at ebay.com. Sony must fire her and hire somebody else who knows cricket a little bit.

Biharis in Mumbai

Either Biharis in Mumbai OR Raj Thackeray are in trouble, idiot Politicians are trying to spoil the country by distributing peoples on the basis of their origin but Biharis people also understand that they should reduce the rate of migration and try to mix/respect to the locals.

Bihar has a good past but now politicians like Lalu Prasad made things worst so that common man don't want to live in Bihar and want to migrate for job/business. In Delhi Bihari is an abuse due to large number of people(Bihari) are rickshaw puller and because of them good respected Bihari are also treated as Rickshaw puller.

Perhaps things will change and Bihar will regain its dignity like they had in past.

Love Guru: Matuknath

Hindi Prof Matuknath became an idol for many couples overnight. 60 years old man having fun with 30 years old gal(Julie). Mrs. Abha, wife of Prof Matuknath would be very disappointing, she had spoiled her life with Matuknath and in return what does she get Divorce, but Pyar Diwana hota hai,

Yesterday me and my friends were talking about this issue, few were saying Matuknath is right and other were abusing Matuknath, Must say Matuknath a Lucky man, look at me still alone and trying to find a single gal :(

The 2007 Cricket World Cup

Just one more day to go and cricket fever will struck Indian Sub continent badly. I repaired my 18 years old color TV again, I have stopped counting how much time it has repaired. Perhaps I will purchase a new TV but after 3 months.

Pakistan will play with host on Tuesday and I think Pakistan will thrash West Indies with ease. Its not like Pakistan is a very good team but its West Indies who will give them such a chance, start with a victory always cheer up team and supporters.

Well, India will play their first match against Bangladesh on 17th of March, no worries. I think Mahendra Singh Dhoni will be the best player of the tournament, I like this Player too much, the way he hit sixes is awesome.

Spider Man 3 Scenes!!

Looks good....

How to lose weight

Exercise is becoming curse day by day, I want to lose my weight but i feel after joining gym i got few more pounds on my waist. Idiot trainer is clueless, when i was kid i always wished that God plz give me few extra pounds and look god listen my wish but too late.

Going to gym for lossing wait......

Sourav Ganguly is in trouble

Today I am very Happy, the coward (Sourav Ganguly) can be rule out for World Cup. Today Sreesanth hit him during practice hours, What a player, dont know if he will play in real match then Indian team must dig a grave on the field.

Always hit runs against weak opposition is the reason why he is in the team. Strong team like Aussie can out him on every bowl. Lets pray he will always out from Indian Camp.

Uttarakhand New Chief Minister

Uttranchal Err Uttarakhand new Chief Minister BC Khanduri, took oath of office. Atlast BJP came back in power and now let see what will happen. Will the price hike come down or the Baniya sarakar will make things worst :)

This time I voted to BJP and look they won. One day I want to become the CM of the Uttar Pradesh or Uttarakhand, before dying this would be my last wish. Will u vote me??

TV is not working

Countdown has started for Cricket Word Cup and my TV needs some treatment, and I dont want to see the match on Black and White Screen.

Migration : A reason for joy

Next month my cousin (Naveen) is going to migrate for Japan, he is planning to work there. I think youth don't want to reside in India, few patriot say that they will not leave India for work but rest are very eager to go abroad and earn in dollars.

This problem is not only in India but something is wrong with whole Indian sub Continent, I met on chat to many Pakistani who are also very desperate for abroad.Shall we go abroad for work and settle there?? Don't know but i will never apply for H1B visa in future.

Nike's new Cricket ad

Though this new ad is damn good, nice music but it seems me that some Marketing agency from USA is behind this Ad.

Holi Hai...

Today I enjoyed a lot like dance, meet to friends and eat so much that I must spend few more hours extra at gym. It was really a good fun time.

The worst part was I drunk 8 pegs or so, usually i don't take so much alcohol but it happened because of my friend Manav who was ready to drink few more after hitting the car thrice on a straight road, we both could be in serious trouble today but people were roaming very consciously and I returned back safely at home.

Father was shouting like he does on every Holi. "WHERE WERE YOU?", "WHY ARE YOU SO LATE?" etc etc. Then I forgot everything wine, friends, sweets and driving by a drunker. Today I was thinking that at Noida I was happy at least two time meal didn't cost me this much, nobody was asked me what i did on each and every moment.

Nothing is decided

Tomorrow is Holi and nothing has been decided yet. I have no idea how to celebrate this time, for last three years we all friends were playing at Chanderveer's home, but recently his uncle expired and he was denying to organize the party, so may be my terrace will give us the shelter. Lets see whats happened.

Welcome

This is my first post on here blogger.