MBA: Overwhelming Joy

Sometimes I think how many IT Engineer or Master of Business Administration(MBA) professionals are required in our country. Every second person is pursuing MBA, no matter how the colleges/Universities are. Parents think that their children's future will be secure if their kid gets a job in MNC and this security concern is leading our generation in wrong direction. Like other trades are not in good shape because of this narrow thought. Every graduate thinks that he can crack CAT exam but only few of them are lucky but what about rest people who want to fulfill their wish. Ummmm A Non reputed college.

Almost every friend of mine is doing MBA and they are clueless, joined MBA in some non reputed college and irony is that they suggest me to join MBA but never told me why should I join this course. On the other hand some MBA(?) students are doing door to door marketing or a worst case I saw when a MBA degree holder was working for a whole seller(unknown and very small scale company) and sells the products to retailers. Come on such work can be done by any illiterate person.

That day is not far when a MBA will be selling goods on street, or starting his own company on footpath and when sunlight will strike on their face they will know this fact that their future is bright.

Fashion TV Banned

The information and Broadcasting Ministry has decided to ban the Fashion TV for two months, countdown will start from tomorrow. Who will decide what shall we watch on TV, isn't govt making this country like China is. People can decide what should they watch or avoid.

I am not a fan of this channel but last year Prasar Bharti was very eager to sell their channels with FTV on DTH and now same bunch of people are banning FTV. Alongwith FTV many other channels are in Ministry's hit list but their penalty isn't decided yet let see what's happened? I feel Govt should ban Star Plus for Saas Bahu serials :D

Dollar Boo

Dollar is sinking day by day and i m feeling like my salary has been deducted or my demotion but its because of stupid US currency is going down day by day. Since childhood I heard that Rupees is weaker and weaker but when I started earning in dollars i am feeling that Rupees is stable but dollar is losing its strength. And my UTI bank shows full greediness when they exchange my money.

Money is something which never fascinated me, only two things that makes me crazy and those are Power and beautiful gals :P. One day I want to become a MP or MLA or a powerful businessman.

Do you believe in astrology

Astrology, yes many people think that they can change their destiny by practicing some remedy prescribed by an astrologer. Sometimes it works, don't know how, may be after sometime your problem starts getting solve by the time or due to Astrology.

Palm reading, Tarot cards or Numbers game, I think these are good for money making and Palm reading is the best way to flirt with gals in college time :). Few friends of mine were expert in this profession.

My personal experience is not good, I never found anything interesting whenever I asked any help from astrologer or any Pundit Or Guruji, their solutions were as complex as their research/study. Sometime I tried their solutions, sometimes I missed but cant say how much these things changed my life.

Scapegoat: Greg Chappell

Why India is out from Cricket World Cup so early??? ummmmm, BCCI is searching a scapegoat rather than try to find out the answer of this question.

Few easy steps will take place in coming days to keep people silent so that Indian public will forget this loss. One of them is Greg Chappell, his contract is almost finished according to BCCI and they are in no hurry to extend his contract. For me if your world class players cant score 200+ runs on the board in 50 overs than there is something wrong with the batsmen, if our bowlers can bowled out teams like Bangladesh then anybody can judge the standard of our bowling attack.

Rahul Dravid -> He is backing up some pathetic players like Virender Sehewag, Ajit Agarkar and Harbhajan Singh and neglecting players like Dinesh Karthik, Anil Kumble and Sreesanth, so what is the resultant come out: India is out from first round.

Sourav Ganguly -> Since his comeback he knew one thing that how can you score some runs with low strike rate. Everybody(means Bangali) says that if Sachin can stay in team than why not Sorav sustain in final eleven. He was a very good captain, I agreed but how can anybody play because his captaincy was good. Kick him off and let the Sachin open.

Harbhajan Singh -> A useless bowler who don't know how to take wickets, everybody can take wickets, even part time bowlers like Sachin or Sehewag but naa he will never learn .

Virender Sehewag -> And selectors who are barking that they will do this and that don't trust Young blood and also keep out Laxman and kaif after this irony is that Sehewag can get his form anytime. Sehewag should go back to Najafgarh and start selling milk which other jaat do.

Ajit Agarkar -> First of all get rid off the all rounder tag, then don't give him any chance even in ranji trophy. He is in team because he belongs from Mumbai otherwise he could have dump 5 years ago.

Shakira shakes Mumbai

Shakira was in Mumbai and all TV News channels were ready to cover as many as information about her. I think she had enough entertain the Mumbai public, staying in this tiny city Roorkee is quite boring sometimes. Perhaps Mumbai had a good culture and thats why every big pop star comes from west like to organize his show in Mumbai.

But seriously I was unable to understand why people are so crazy for west, its not like I hate her, 5000 people were come in her show but don't know how many interpret her songs. I can bet you 50% from the crowd would have come due to free passes as we Indians don't want to purchase tickets from own money.

Here is a clip i found on youtube.

Laughter Challenge: Boring

One year back when I saw the Laughter Challenge that seemed to me quite interesting but now every channel is ready to suck by flooding of such shows. Earlier When Laughter Challenge was come on Star One, everything was very good on that show, whether that was the Host or the contestant, now the contestant became the host in other shows which is very Pathetic. Even News Channels are broadcasting these kind of shows, sometimes u cant differentiate between News Channels and Entertainment channels.

Comedy Champion on Sahara One hosted by Khayali, Aisi ki Taisi on Aaj Tak hosted by Raju Srivatava, Comedy Ka Badsshah:Hassega India (?) on Sony Entertainment Television hosted by Rakhi sawant and Raju Srivastava and many more but none of them brigns smile on your face, yes u can cry because of their cheap activity and third class jokes.

Rawan wins

My mood is off today, Lankans beat Indians and kept them out from Cricket World Cup 2007, like Pakistan India is also out from the tournament, now Pakistani team can play in prison and Indian players shall start acting in Bollywood movies. Unlike Ramayan, Rawan won today and Ram was helpless because some idiots were representing India.

IDI0T Cricketers broke so many hearts again, me and my friends are very upset and now I am feeling ashamed that I am an Indian, must have born in Australia, at least Aussie have some self esteem but Indian team don't understand what the self esteem is. They know how to act in an ad or just refuse what the spectators/fans think.

Looteyla Haan Looteyla

Old but interesting video and choreography is damn funny

Open your mouth .....

Some people never brush teeth properly and that causes cavity with some bonus like pain or foul breathing smells. Although I brush my teeth at least once in a day but instead of that dentist was lucky.

Appointment with Dentist is always painful experience, Dentist says "open your mouth wide, wide and little bit more please, okay now i can sit in your mouth". The way he was working on my teeth I was recalling some old hollywood movies in which a psycho doctor had murdered his patient without showing any mercy.

Again three days later more shifts will take place. God Bless me!!