Showing posts with label Rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rant. Show all posts

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Trinamool Congress OR Turmoil Congress

I heard and read that once upon a time West Bengal was a Industrial Capital of India but things have changed so rapidly that most of the business has been shifted towards Gujarat and Maharashtra. It is sad to read that TATA may shift its TATA NANO plant from West Bengal to some other state because of few Bengali hooligans, especially Trinamool Congress which is spreading fire among the farmers who lost thier land in this case.

If the Nandigram plant shuts down then every other company will afraid from the investment or any other development in the West Bengal and in that case Bandh and strike is the future of West Bengal, As we know our so called leaders are trying to provide the better compensation for farmers but at which cost?? Issues can be resolved but Mamta Banerjee thinks only terror is the only way to sort out this problem. Terror among TATA Employees, Terror among TATA Group and Terror among administration. If TATA cant survive in the West Bengal then no other company can survive there.

Ofcourse some other faults were from West Bengal Chief Minister Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee who thought he can snatch any land to anybody but this time some stubborn ppl are indocile. Better compensation and few jobs for farmers can resolve this problem.

Monday, August 11, 2008

BC PNB Education Loan

On 13th of this month I have to pay the fees for MCA second year, but Bank don't permit me to get the loan in easy manner, doing enough exercise, running here and there, may be tomorrow things will be finalize.

God plz give some curse to the bankers who are sited in PNB for Education Loan approval.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Lunar pages: Dont trust - Its a scam

Only help desk seems me good and they would definitely won some awards for this but the worst services i have faced, like Indian hosting companies.
So dont trust Lunar pages, its a panic for those who have more than 100 clicks perday on their site.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Christian Missionaries: Curse on India

Christian Missionaries is a disease on India and some VHP type doctors must wanted to fix it. Yesterday few guys attacked on a Principal cum pastor for encouraging school children to eat meat, Principle is seriously injured and hospitalized. This allegation sounds stupid but these missionaries are doing their business very well by providing them some money and job to poor Indians in lieu of their religion.

My favorite fast food corner's owner is also converted from Muslim to Christian because missionaries paid him Rs. 7,00,000 and look he is happy now. Shall all poor Indians adopt Christianity as our religion is unable to fulfill our desires, then 60 percent Indians will be Christian, no matter who you are Hindu OR Muslim.

Look at Kerala where you cant find any other religion except Christianity because of religion based bribe, I mean if anybody change its religion thats ok but its not fair to deal with money and job, like bring your old TV and get a new one, thats why Graham Stewart Staines had been burned in Orissa. And irony is that in Kerala converted Christians have separate churches for prayers. If your religion have enough supreme powers then why do you use money?

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

New Famous Funda In India: Just Fall In Pit

If you want some media coverage then its very easy in India, just find a pit/water well and throw your child in it. But be sure you have informed to electronic media then media will show you how things are working for that child from day one till child come out successfully. For such kind of accident government sends Army to help our good for nothing local administration. Good use of Army, you can't find such use of Army anywhere in the world.

These cases are taking place in the villages where people start digging for water and open that pit till somebody drops in it.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Item girl Rakhi Sawant


Recently I found that on TV channels one beautiful(?) lady is ruling and that is none other than Rakhi Rawant, she is hosting a show, coming in music video as super woman etc etc. This lady is getting more than she deserves, You can find a dinosaurs but it's impossible to find a Rakhi Sawant's fan on this earth.

Sometimes I feel that she is a man in gal's body, looks ugly with lots of attitude in her talks like she is the worlds most beautiful woman and people are crazy to see her but she knows how to get cheap popularity, no matter how do u earn that, by controversial dance in Kolhapure or kissing scandal(publicity stunt) with Mikka(another idiot) as usual our news channels treated those issues as national issues and joined it with the woman dignity and respect and look Rakhi and Mikka both are happy now.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Mr. Suresh Chand Jain: A real politician

My friend who was working hard for BJP during election without asking for a penny was cursing BJP yesterday because he thinks that now Mr. Suresh Chand Jain (MLA) of our city wasn't entertaining him. An unemployed guy who is looking for help isn't getting any appointment from our leaders. Why?? Because now our honorable(?) MLA thinks that he is too busy with the state and Uttarakand cant be run without him.

Well this is the old format where every politician forgets why he elected and that why I want to become a politician to kick off such Leaders.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

MBA: Overwhelming Joy

Sometimes I think how many IT Engineer or Master of Business Administration(MBA) professionals are required in our country. Every second person is pursuing MBA, no matter how the colleges/Universities are. Parents think that their children's future will be secure if their kid gets a job in MNC and this security concern is leading our generation in wrong direction. Like other trades are not in good shape because of this narrow thought. Every graduate thinks that he can crack CAT exam but only few of them are lucky but what about rest people who want to fulfill their wish. Ummmm A Non reputed college.

Almost every friend of mine is doing MBA and they are clueless, joined MBA in some non reputed college and irony is that they suggest me to join MBA but never told me why should I join this course. On the other hand some MBA(?) students are doing door to door marketing or a worst case I saw when a MBA degree holder was working for a whole seller(unknown and very small scale company) and sells the products to retailers. Come on such work can be done by any illiterate person.

That day is not far when a MBA will be selling goods on street, or starting his own company on footpath and when sunlight will strike on their face they will know this fact that their future is bright.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Scapegoat: Greg Chappell

Why India is out from Cricket World Cup so early??? ummmmm, BCCI is searching a scapegoat rather than try to find out the answer of this question.

Few easy steps will take place in coming days to keep people silent so that Indian public will forget this loss. One of them is Greg Chappell, his contract is almost finished according to BCCI and they are in no hurry to extend his contract. For me if your world class players cant score 200+ runs on the board in 50 overs than there is something wrong with the batsmen, if our bowlers can bowled out teams like Bangladesh then anybody can judge the standard of our bowling attack.

Rahul Dravid -> He is backing up some pathetic players like Virender Sehewag, Ajit Agarkar and Harbhajan Singh and neglecting players like Dinesh Karthik, Anil Kumble and Sreesanth, so what is the resultant come out: India is out from first round.

Sourav Ganguly -> Since his comeback he knew one thing that how can you score some runs with low strike rate. Everybody(means Bangali) says that if Sachin can stay in team than why not Sorav sustain in final eleven. He was a very good captain, I agreed but how can anybody play because his captaincy was good. Kick him off and let the Sachin open.

Harbhajan Singh -> A useless bowler who don't know how to take wickets, everybody can take wickets, even part time bowlers like Sachin or Sehewag but naa he will never learn .

Virender Sehewag -> And selectors who are barking that they will do this and that don't trust Young blood and also keep out Laxman and kaif after this irony is that Sehewag can get his form anytime. Sehewag should go back to Najafgarh and start selling milk which other jaat do.

Ajit Agarkar -> First of all get rid off the all rounder tag, then don't give him any chance even in ranji trophy. He is in team because he belongs from Mumbai otherwise he could have dump 5 years ago.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Laughter Challenge: Boring

One year back when I saw the Laughter Challenge that seemed to me quite interesting but now every channel is ready to suck by flooding of such shows. Earlier When Laughter Challenge was come on Star One, everything was very good on that show, whether that was the Host or the contestant, now the contestant became the host in other shows which is very Pathetic. Even News Channels are broadcasting these kind of shows, sometimes u cant differentiate between News Channels and Entertainment channels.

Comedy Champion on Sahara One hosted by Khayali, Aisi ki Taisi on Aaj Tak hosted by Raju Srivatava, Comedy Ka Badsshah:Hassega India (?) on Sony Entertainment Television hosted by Rakhi sawant and Raju Srivastava and many more but none of them brigns smile on your face, yes u can cry because of their cheap activity and third class jokes.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Rawan wins

My mood is off today, Lankans beat Indians and kept them out from Cricket World Cup 2007, like Pakistan India is also out from the tournament, now Pakistani team can play in prison and Indian players shall start acting in Bollywood movies. Unlike Ramayan, Rawan won today and Ram was helpless because some idiots were representing India.

IDI0T Cricketers broke so many hearts again, me and my friends are very upset and now I am feeling ashamed that I am an Indian, must have born in Australia, at least Aussie have some self esteem but Indian team don't understand what the self esteem is. They know how to act in an ad or just refuse what the spectators/fans think.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Sad: Bob Woolmer Dead

Pakistani Coach Mr. Bob Woolmer found unconscious in his room and later doctors declared him dead. sad news, many TV channels say that he died because of tension, suicide etc etc. But I think Pakistani team poisoned him, Cant trust Pakistanis.

Well he gets his reward in form of death, what else Pakistan can deliver.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Expert comments by Mandira Bedi

I hate this lady on screen, her comments during Cricket match were terrible. Sony is attempting to force more and more glamor in Cricket but I feel it looks vulgar. Only one advantage is that she can sell her dresses by auction at ebay.com. Sony must fire her and hire somebody else who knows cricket a little bit.

Mandira Bedi on set max

Monday, March 12, 2007

Love Guru: Matuknath

Hindi Prof Matuknath became an idol for many couples overnight. 60 years old man having fun with 30 years old gal(Julie). Mrs. Abha, wife of Prof Matuknath would be very disappointing, she had spoiled her life with Matuknath and in return what does she get Divorce, but Pyar Diwana hota hai,

Yesterday me and my friends were talking about this issue, few were saying Matuknath is right and other were abusing Matuknath, Must say Matuknath a Lucky man, look at me still alone and trying to find a single gal :(

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Migration : A reason for joy

Next month my cousin (Naveen) is going to migrate for Japan, he is planning to work there. I think youth don't want to reside in India, few patriot say that they will not leave India for work but rest are very eager to go abroad and earn in dollars.

This problem is not only in India but something is wrong with whole Indian sub Continent, I met on chat to many Pakistani who are also very desperate for abroad.Shall we go abroad for work and settle there?? Don't know but i will never apply for H1B visa in future.